name just happens to be laura and she sits next to you every day PLEASE GIVE ME ADVICE TO GET RID OF HER
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Have you tried distracting her with a copy of 'High School Musical'? Get her attention and throw it out the door. She'll follow it leaving you ample time to find a replacement for the desk seat. Or you could always just date her. Is she hot?
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whats wrong with the name laura?
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Hey, I'm the Laura he's refering to! Maybe I wouldn't need to sit next to you every day if I weren't assigned to follow you by the Principal...he thinks you're a glue sniffer.
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lol
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WHY DONT YOU KICK HER ***
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seriously whats wrong with laura, she might win the lottery one day and you may wish you were still friends with her.
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yeah i made that mistake before and i could've been rich
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yeah but i learned theres more to life than just green
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You mean gold bars?
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i smell like pudding
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i smell like pudding Fantastic, I can't wear my pudding eu de toillete now. We can't both smell like pudding. That'd be stupid.
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Ah, so you're Bri? Hmmm. Interesting...
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i think the bell rang *ding*
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I actually smell like Diesel: Fuel For Life and not pudding at all. So, Bri, tell me about yourself...*listens intently*
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You're 3 feet away from me?!! **puts pants back on**
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lets not get suspended over internet gossip guys.
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I've got some wood you can knock on Bri ;)
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i'm off to dream about giant chocalate marsh mellows dripping with hot fudge.
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God **** it. I can't tell you apart (for obvious reasons). Well, you're both at least 16 and that's good enough for me. I'll just take you both. Come on, I got a hotel round the corner.
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i hope your not talking about me too dude, thats sick
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Come on Mills, be more open minded.
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well i don't attend grade anymore, sorry misinterpretation.
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I'm just joking! Well, not about the the two 16 year old girls. You guys are old enough in Europe.
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I may be...umm...22 years old.
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Ask around. I'm a big sexy man ;D